I seen Rob Zombie perform Living Dead Girl in live performance a number of years in the past and it was as dangerous as me sporting pastel eyeshadow. Cringe. Sorry Rob! You’re a God however that day you had been something however for me. He was so off key and it felt like he was simply gurgling the lyrics. Wince. A number of days in the past somebody used Residing Useless Lady of their Instastories and I used to be immediately transported again to that live performance. Inspiration strikes in essentially the most attention-grabbing of locations doesn’t it?
That story additionally jogs my memory of once I used to line my eyes prime and backside and walked round highschool wanting like Emily the Unusual. You see, whenever you appear to be a Margaret Keane painting and also you attempt to pull off attractive goth it simply by no means goes effectively. Bambi and goth don’t truly go collectively. For sure I now keep away from sporting black liner on my waterline if I’ve liner above my eyes and vice versa. I go away that to the consultants.
With the brand new Urban Decay Naked Cyber Eyeshadow Palette operating across the Web this week it obtained me considering of what make-up makes me appear to be a dwelling lifeless woman and yeah, you guessed it, that award goes to pastels. I simply appeared washed out and like rigor mortis set in once I put on pastel pinks or purples. I need to love them however they only by no means work out for me. On the upside, I used to be beneath the impression I appeared unbelievable in them just a few years in the past! I lastly realized denial is a river in Egypt just a few years in the past and purged my complete stash of pastel eyeshadows simply so I wasn’t tempted and relapsed into reapplying these dangerous boys.
What about you?
What’s that one make-up merchandise that makes you appear to be a dwelling lifeless woman?
Possibly black eyeshadow?
Or maybe whenever you don’t apply concealer beneath your eyes and your darkish circles peep out?